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短笑话2

1,是这样的张总,你在家里的电脑上按了CTRL+C,然后在公司的电脑上再按CTRL+V是肯定不行的。即使同一篇文章也不行。不不,多贵的电脑都不行。

2,自从深发展银行推出那条知性的广告语“只想与你深发展”后,银行业内人士又自编出了更知性的姊妹篇:“光大是不行的”。

3,石头记告诉我们:凡是真心爱的最后都散了,凡是混搭的最后都团圆了。

4,以前我不相信颠倒黑白、指鹿为马,看到余秋雨、曾轶可、莲花河畔,我相信了。

5,人干点好事总想让神鬼知道,干点坏事总以为神鬼不知道,我们太难为神鬼了
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